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A man in the house is worth two in the street. Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. If you want to embarrass an archaeologist give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. What's even better than winning the Special Olympics A: The box a penis comes in.

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. When does a cub become a boy scout? You can go to sleep with a light on! Shoot him in the face! Looking for a fun night out?

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